The Brown Chronicles

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2012-03-03

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 15:57:00 +0000

Saw a box addressed to a "Michael Flatley, DDS" tonight at work. #lordofthedentists #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2012-02-18

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:57:00 +0000

Warning on side of very small box: "Must read instructions inside box or risk voiding warranty." #
#SpoilerAlert Given what came thru work last night, the ladies should be expecting flowers, pajamagrams and/or Vermont Teddy Bears today. #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-09-17

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 15:57:00 +0000

This is what I was presented tonight for 15 years of service at UPS. http://t.co/Ms2q9V1 #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-08-13

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Even though it is the end of my day, a double-cheeseburger at 6am still seems weird. #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-03-12

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Every Omaha Steaks box has "Prepare to smile…Recipient's Name" & a place for a msg, which is nice unless msg says "Sorry for your loss…" #
Another Omaha Steaks box had "Enjoy your new baby!" in msg area, which I hope was not a description & just someone congratulating a new mom. #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-02-19

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Based on the boxes I saw at work tonight: Ladies, you're getting Mrs. Fields Cookies, PajamaGrams & Vermont Teddy Bears for Valentine's Day. #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-02-05

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Saw a box addressed to "Lois Lane" here locally & a few weeks ago it was "Peter Parker." Clark Kent is going to be pissed when he finds out. #
Saw a box going to the town of "Cut Off, LA" & it got me wondering if everyone in town wears nothing but #DaisyDukes #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-01-22

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 15:57:00 +0000

I'd like to thank "Richard Pease" for having something shipped to him and thus becoming the chuckle worthy name of the night. #
Saw a box going to "Mocha Motion." You think people invite their friends out for coffee by saying, "come on, & do the Mocha Motion with me?" #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-01-15

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Saw box going to “Thomas D. Wiener” tonight. Maybe he is, but I’d lose the middle initial. Also, wouldn’t use “C” or “U” either. #funnynames #
Saw box labeled “Girl Pinatas.” Hope they’re just pinatas designed for a girl, but then that’d mean the last one I saw was made for Batman. #

Twitterings for the Week Ending 2011-01-01

Jason of The Brown Chronicles — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Saw a box tonight going to the “Poulsbohemian Coffee House.” I am totally stopping by the next time I’m in Poulsbo. #greatname #
Also, saw a box addressed to “Peter Parker” here locally. Had no idea Spider-Man was now living in my neck of the woods #